
Smoogro, Orkney Islands
Press Releases in Smoogro
Half the Smoogro search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Smoogro businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smoogro businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases smoogro"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Smoogro map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smoogro is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Smoogro
You won't win Smoogro on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Smoogro business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Smoogro
Hargreaves & Daughters — Smoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Smoogro: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Smoogro page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Smoogro bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Press Releases near Smoogro
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smoogro town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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