Smoogro, Orkney Islands
Business Cards in Smoogro
Half the Smoogro search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Smoogro businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smoogro businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards smoogro"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Smoogro map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smoogro is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Smoogro
You won't win Smoogro on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Smoogro business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Smoogro
Hargreaves & Daughters — Smoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Smoogro: Print Design
Everything below has its own Smoogro page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Smoogro bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Smoogro
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smoogro town centre.
- Business Cards in Orphir2 km
- Business Cards in Hobbister2 km
- Business Cards in The Breck3 km
- Business Cards in Tuskerbister5 km
- Business Cards in Midland5 km
- Business Cards in Greenigoe5 km
- Business Cards in Houton6 km
- Business Cards in Germiston6 km
- Business Cards in Petertown6 km
- Business Cards in Smerquoy6 km
- Business Cards in Clestrain6 km
- Business Cards in Cursiter6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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