Smoogro, Orkney Islands
Caps in Smoogro
Smoogro isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with Smoogro businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smoogro businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps smoogro"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the Smoogro map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smoogro is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about Smoogro
Smoogro is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Smoogro, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Smoogro process.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in Smoogro
Merriman & Sons — Smoogro. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Smoogro: Workwear
Everything below has its own Smoogro page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the Smoogro bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near Smoogro
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smoogro town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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