Paddington, Greater London
Performance Optimisation in Paddington
Paddington isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Paddington businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Paddington businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation paddington"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Paddington map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Paddington is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Paddington
Paddington is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Paddington, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Paddington job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Paddington
Whitlock & Co — Paddington. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Paddington: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Paddington page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Paddington bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Paddington
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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