
Parson's Park, Cornwall
Analytics in Parson's Park
Parson's Park isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Parson's Park businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Parson's Park businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics parson's park"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Parson's Park map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Parson's Park is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Parson's Park
Parson's Park is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Parson's Park, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Parson's Park process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Parson's Park
Braithwaite Group — Parson's Park. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Parson's Park: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Parson's Park page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Parson's Park bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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