
Patch, Sligo
Maintenance in Patch
Patch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance patch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Patch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Patch
Patch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Patch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Patch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Patch
Duffy & Sons — Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Patch: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Patch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Patch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patch town centre.
- Maintenance in Cannaghanallynext door
- Maintenance in Owenbeg2 km
- Maintenance in Dromore West2 km
- Maintenance in Ballymeeny3 km
- Maintenance in Carrowmably3 km
- Maintenance in Bellafarney3 km
- Maintenance in Charlesfort3 km
- Maintenance in Killeenduff4 km
- Maintenance in Altans4 km
- Maintenance in Cuffs Town5 km
- Maintenance in Doonbeakin5 km
- Maintenance in Cloonycarney6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


