Patchacott, Devon
Email Copy in Patchacott
Patchacott isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Patchacott businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchacott businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy patchacott"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Patchacott map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchacott is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Patchacott
Patchacott is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Patchacott, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patchacott job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Patchacott
Pemberton Bros — Patchacott. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patchacott: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Patchacott page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Patchacott bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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