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Patchacott, Devon

Online Presence Audits in Patchacott

Patchacott isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £250

What online presence audits looks like round here

A full review of your website, SEO, social and listings.

We work with Patchacott businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patchacott businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "online presence audits patchacott"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Online Presence Audits — the Patchacott map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchacott is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Online Presence Audits, and a word about Patchacott

Patchacott is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Devon isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Patchacott, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patchacott job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Online Presence Audits in Patchacott

Okafor Ltd — Patchacott. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 24

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.7s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Patchacott: Business Growth

Everything below has its own Patchacott page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Business ConsultancyCompetitor AnalysisDigital TransformationGrowth PlansLead Generation SystemsStart-Up PackagesTrades PackagesBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Online Presence Audits without the Patchacott bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All business growth
More business growth

Business Consultancy

Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.

from £99/hrMore business growth

Competitor Analysis

See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.

from £300More business growth

Digital Transformation

Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.

from £1,500

Online Presence Audits near Patchacott

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patchacott town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.