
Patchacott, Devon
Social Media in Patchacott
Nobody in Patchacott rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Patchacott businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchacott businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media patchacott"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Patchacott map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchacott is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Patchacott
Patchacott is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patchacott process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Patchacott
Kowalczyk Bros — Patchacott. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 32
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Patchacott: Services
Everything below has its own Patchacott page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Patchacott bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Patchacott
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patchacott town centre.
- Social Media in Beaworthy2 km
- Social Media in Broadbury2 km
- Social Media in Northlew3 km
- Social Media in Halwill Junction3 km
- Social Media in Halwill3 km
- Social Media in Eworthy4 km
- Social Media in Odham5 km
- Social Media in Germansweek5 km
- Social Media in Boasley Cross5 km
- Social Media in Langaford6 km
- Social Media in Highampton6 km
- Social Media in Blagaton6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


