Patcham, Brighton and Hove
Business Consultancy in Patcham
Half the Patcham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patcham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy patcham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Patcham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Patcham
You won't win Patcham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Patcham. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patcham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Patcham
Braithwaite Group — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Patcham: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Patcham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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