
Patcham, Brighton and Hove
Email Marketing in Patcham
Patcham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patcham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing patcham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Patcham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Patcham
Patcham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Patcham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patcham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Patcham
Prendergast Trading — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patcham: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Patcham bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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