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Patcham, Brighton and Hove

Monthly Support in Patcham

Patcham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What monthly support looks like round here

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patcham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly support patcham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Support — the Patcham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Support, and a word about Patcham

Patcham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Patcham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Patcham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patcham process.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Support in Patcham

Bellamy Trading — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 34

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Patcham: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Monthly Support without the Patcham bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Monthly Support near Patcham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patcham town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.