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Patchole, Devon

Email Copy in Patchole

Half the Patchole search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Patchole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patchole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy patchole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Patchole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Patchole

You won't win Patchole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patchole process.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Patchole

Pemberton Bros — Patchole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 56

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Patchole: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Patchole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Email Copy without the Patchole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
More content creation

Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Patchole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patchole town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.