Patchole, Devon
Security Monitoring in Patchole
Patchole isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Patchole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring patchole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Patchole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Patchole
Patchole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Patchole, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patchole job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Patchole
Nowak Services — Patchole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Patchole: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patchole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Patchole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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