
Patchway, South Gloucestershire
Brand Guidelines in Patchway
Your competitors in Patchway are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Patchway businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchway businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines patchway"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Patchway map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchway is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Patchway
You won't win Patchway on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Patchway business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Patchway
Merriman & Sons — Patchway. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Patchway: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Patchway page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Patchway bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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