Patchway, South Gloucestershire
Security Monitoring in Patchway
Half the Patchway search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Patchway businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchway businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring patchway"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Patchway map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchway is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Patchway
You won't win Patchway on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patchway job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Patchway
Duffy & Sons — Patchway. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Patchway: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patchway page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Patchway bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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