
Patney, Wiltshire
Facebook Setup in Patney
Patney isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Patney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup patney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Patney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Patney
Patney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Patney are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Patney, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patney process.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Patney
Hargreaves & Daughters — Patney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Patney: Social Media
Everything below has its own Patney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Patney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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