
Patrick, Patrick
Content SEO in Patrick
Nobody in Patrick rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/page
What content seo looks like round here
Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "content seo patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Content SEO — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Content SEO, and a word about Patrick
Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Patrick business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Content SEO in Patrick
Prendergast Trading — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Patrick: SEO
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Content SEO without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Content SEO near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Content SEO in Peel2 km
- Content SEO in Glen Maye2 km
- Content SEO in Saint Johns4 km
- Content SEO in Dalby5 km
- Content SEO in Foxdale7 km
- Content SEO in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Content SEO in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Content SEO in Crosby9 km
- Content SEO in Little London9 km
- Content SEO in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Content SEO in Barregarrow10 km
- Content SEO in Saint Marks10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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