
Patrick, Patrick
Website Updates in Patrick
Half the Patrick search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50/update
What website updates looks like round here
Text, image and content changes done for you.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website updates patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Updates — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Updates, and a word about Patrick
You won't win Patrick on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patrick process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Updates in Patrick
Ashworth & Daughters — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Patrick: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Updates without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moWebsite Updates near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Website Updates in Peel2 km
- Website Updates in Glen Maye2 km
- Website Updates in Saint Johns4 km
- Website Updates in Dalby5 km
- Website Updates in Foxdale7 km
- Website Updates in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Website Updates in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Website Updates in Crosby9 km
- Website Updates in Little London9 km
- Website Updates in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Website Updates in Barregarrow10 km
- Website Updates in Saint Marks10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


