
Pen-y-Darren, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Analytics in Pen-y-Darren
Your competitors in Pen-y-Darren are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Pen-y-Darren businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pen-y-Darren businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics pen-y-darren"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Pen-y-Darren map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pen-y-Darren is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Pen-y-Darren
You won't win Pen-y-Darren on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Pen-y-Darren business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Pen-y-Darren
Pemberton Bros — Pen-y-Darren. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pen-y-Darren: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Pen-y-Darren page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Pen-y-Darren bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Pen-y-Darren
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pen-y-Darren town centre.
- Analytics in Penyardnext door
- Analytics in Incline Topnext door
- Analytics in Morgan Townnext door
- Analytics in The Quarnext door
- Analytics in Cae-pant-tywyll1 km
- Analytics in Abermorlais1 km
- Analytics in Dowlais1 km
- Analytics in Tydfil's well1 km
- Analytics in Thomas Town1 km
- Analytics in Mountain Hare1 km
- Analytics in Glebeland1 km
- Analytics in Merthyr Tydfil1 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


