Pennard, City and County of Swansea
Slate Carving in Pennard
Half the Pennard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pennard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pennard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pennard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pennard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pennard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pennard
You won't win Pennard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Pennard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pennard
Pemberton Bros — Pennard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pennard: Services
Everything below has its own Pennard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pennard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pennard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pennard town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Bishopston3 km
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- Slate Carving in Nicholaston3 km
- Slate Carving in Caswell4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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