Penny Fern, Inverclyde
Email Copy in Penny Fern
Half the Penny Fern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Penny Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Penny Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy penny fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Penny Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Penny Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Penny Fern
You won't win Penny Fern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Penny Fern are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Penny Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Penny Fern
Kaur & Co — Penny Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Penny Fern: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Penny Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Penny Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Penny Fern town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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