
Penny Fern, Inverclyde
Managed Hosting in Penny Fern
Half the Penny Fern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Penny Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Penny Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting penny fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Penny Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Penny Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Penny Fern
You won't win Penny Fern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Penny Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Penny Fern
Fitzgerald Services — Penny Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Penny Fern: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Penny Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Penny Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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