Penny Fern, Inverclyde
Price Lists in Penny Fern
Nobody in Penny Fern rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100
What price lists looks like round here
Clean layouts for services, products and treatments.
We work with Penny Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Penny Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "price lists penny fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Price Lists — the Penny Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Penny Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Price Lists, and a word about Penny Fern
Penny Fern is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Penny Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Price Lists in Penny Fern
Rowntree Ltd — Penny Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Penny Fern: Print Design
Everything below has its own Penny Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Price Lists without the Penny Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Price Lists near Penny Fern
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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