
Penny Fern, Inverclyde
X (Twitter) Setup in Penny Fern
Half the Penny Fern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What x (twitter) setup looks like round here
Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.
We work with Penny Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Penny Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup penny fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
X (Twitter) Setup — the Penny Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Penny Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about Penny Fern
You won't win Penny Fern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Penny Fern process.
Real-world example
Example: X (Twitter) Setup in Penny Fern
Duffy & Sons — Penny Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 29
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Penny Fern: Social Media
Everything below has its own Penny Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
X (Twitter) Setup without the Penny Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


