
Pheasants, Buckinghamshire
Email Copy in Pheasants
Nobody in Pheasants rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Pheasants businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pheasants businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy pheasants"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Pheasants map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pheasants is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Pheasants
Pheasants is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pheasants process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Pheasants
Hargreaves & Daughters — Pheasants. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 52
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Pheasants: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Pheasants page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Pheasants bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
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from £200Email Copy near Pheasants
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pheasants town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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