Picket Post, Hampshire
Slate Carving in Picket Post
Picket Post isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Picket Post businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Picket Post businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving picket post"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Picket Post map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Picket Post is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Picket Post
Picket Post is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Picket Post, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Picket Post job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Picket Post
Prendergast Trading — Picket Post. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 29
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Picket Post: Services
Everything below has its own Picket Post page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Picket Post bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Picket Post
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Picket Post town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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