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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

Monthly Support in Pity Me

Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What monthly support looks like round here

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly support pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Support — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Support, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Support in Pity Me

Kowalczyk Bros — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 52

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Pity Me: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Monthly Support without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Monthly Support near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.