Pity Me, County Durham
Price Lists in Pity Me
Half the Pity Me search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100
What price lists looks like round here
Clean layouts for services, products and treatments.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "price lists pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Price Lists — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Price Lists, and a word about Pity Me
You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Pity Me are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pity Me job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Price Lists in Pity Me
Ashworth & Daughters — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Pity Me: Print Design
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Price Lists without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Price Lists near Pity Me
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Tell us what you need
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