Pity Me, County Durham
Site Boards in Pity Me
Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £180
What site boards looks like round here
Construction and project boards that show who's doing the work.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "site boards pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Site Boards — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Site Boards, and a word about Pity Me
You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Site Boards in Pity Me
Pemberton Bros — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Pity Me: Signs & Displays
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Site Boards without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Site Boards near Pity Me
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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