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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

E-commerce Websites in Pity Me

Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £899

What e-commerce websites looks like round here

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "e-commerce websites pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

E-commerce Websites — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

E-commerce Websites, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pity Me job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: E-commerce Websites in Pity Me

Rowntree Ltd — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 24

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Pity Me: Website Design

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

E-commerce Websites without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

E-commerce Websites near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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