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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

Portfolio Websites in Pity Me

Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £850

What portfolio websites looks like round here

Show the work, not the waffle. Fast galleries for creatives and trades.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "portfolio websites pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Portfolio Websites — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Portfolio Websites, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Pity Me. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Portfolio Websites in Pity Me

Okafor Ltd — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 39

Enquiries / month

9.5s → 1.7s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Pity Me: Website Design

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Portfolio Websites without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Portfolio Websites near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.