Pityme, Cornwall
Pub Signs in Pityme
Half the Pityme search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Pityme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pityme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs pityme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Pityme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pityme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Pityme
You won't win Pityme on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Pityme are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pityme process.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Pityme
Okafor Ltd — Pityme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pityme: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Pityme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Pityme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Pityme
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pityme town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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