
Plashet, Greater London
Analytics in Plashet
Plashet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Plashet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Plashet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics plashet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Plashet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Plashet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Plashet
Plashet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Plashet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Plashet business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Plashet
Braithwaite Group — Plashet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Plashet: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Plashet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Plashet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Plashet
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Plashet town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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