
Plashet, Greater London
Email Copy in Plashet
Plashet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Plashet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Plashet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy plashet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Plashet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Plashet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Plashet
Plashet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Plashet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Plashet job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Plashet
Delaney Group — Plashet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Plashet: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Plashet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Plashet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Plashet
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Plashet town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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