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Analytics in Porcupine

Nobody in Porcupine rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Porcupine businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics porcupine"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Porcupine map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Porcupine

Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Porcupine business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Porcupine

Delaney Group — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 53

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.1s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Porcupine: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Porcupine bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Porcupine

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.