
Porcupine, Cornwall
Blog Writing in Porcupine
Half the Porcupine search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porcupine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing porcupine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Porcupine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Porcupine
You won't win Porcupine on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Porcupine are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porcupine job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Porcupine
Kaur & Co — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Porcupine: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Porcupine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Blog Writing near Porcupine
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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