
Porcupine, Cornwall
Print Design in Porcupine
Porcupine isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What print design looks like round here
Flyers, cards and banners that match your website and your brand.
We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porcupine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "print design porcupine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Print Design — the Porcupine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Print Design, and a word about Porcupine
Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Porcupine, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Porcupine process.
Real-world example
Example: Print Design in Porcupine
Rowntree Ltd — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Porcupine: Services
Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Print Design without the Porcupine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Print Design near Porcupine
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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