Porcupine, Cornwall
T-Shirts in Porcupine
Nobody in Porcupine rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £18
What t-shirts looks like round here
Casual branded tees for events, staff and giveaways.
We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porcupine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "t-shirts porcupine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
T-Shirts — the Porcupine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
T-Shirts, and a word about Porcupine
Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Porcupine are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porcupine job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: T-Shirts in Porcupine
Ashworth & Daughters — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Porcupine: Workwear
Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
T-Shirts without the Porcupine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
T-Shirts near Porcupine
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.
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- T-Shirts in Treesmill1 km
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- T-Shirts in Par2 km
- T-Shirts in Polmear2 km
- T-Shirts in Castledore3 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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