
Porcupine, Cornwall
Website Updates in Porcupine
Nobody in Porcupine rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £50/update
What website updates looks like round here
Text, image and content changes done for you.
We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porcupine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website updates porcupine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Updates — the Porcupine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Updates, and a word about Porcupine
Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Porcupine process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Updates in Porcupine
Pemberton Bros — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 68
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Porcupine: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Updates without the Porcupine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moWebsite Updates near Porcupine
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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