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Everything in Porlock

Porlock, Somerset

Analytics in Porlock

Your competitors in Porlock are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Porlock businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Porlock businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics porlock"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 1,213 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Porlock map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porlock is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Porlock

You won't win Porlock on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Porlock business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Porlock

Kowalczyk Bros — Porlock. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 42

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Porlock: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Porlock page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Porlock bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Porlock

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porlock town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.