
Portadown, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Analytics in Portadown
Your competitors in Portadown are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Portadown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portadown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics portadown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 22,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Portadown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portadown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Portadown
With around 22,000 people, Portadown isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portadown process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Portadown
Kowalczyk Bros — Portadown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Portadown: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Portadown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Portadown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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