Portglenone, Mid and East Antrim
Slate Carving in Portglenone
Portglenone isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Portglenone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portglenone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving portglenone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,230 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Portglenone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portglenone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Portglenone
Portglenone is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Portglenone. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Portglenone, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portglenone job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Portglenone
Delaney Group — Portglenone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Portglenone: Services
Everything below has its own Portglenone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Portglenone bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Portglenone
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portglenone town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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