Porthmeor, Cornwall
Social Media in Porthmeor
Half the Porthmeor search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Porthmeor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porthmeor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media porthmeor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Porthmeor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porthmeor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Porthmeor
You won't win Porthmeor on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Porthmeor are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porthmeor job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Porthmeor
Rowntree Ltd — Porthmeor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Porthmeor: Services
Everything below has its own Porthmeor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Porthmeor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Porthmeor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porthmeor town centre.
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- Social Media in Boskednan3 km
- Social Media in Zennor3 km
- Social Media in Tredinneck3 km
- Social Media in Trevowhan3 km
- Social Media in Carfury3 km
- Social Media in Mulfra3 km
- Social Media in Little Bosullow3 km
- Social Media in Morvah3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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