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Everything in Porthpean

Porthpean, Cornwall

Menus in Porthpean

Nobody in Porthpean rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What menus looks like round here

Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.

We work with Porthpean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Porthpean businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "menus porthpean"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Menus — the Porthpean map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porthpean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Menus, and a word about Porthpean

Porthpean is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Porthpean. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Porthpean process.

Real-world example

Example: Menus in Porthpean

Braithwaite Group — Porthpean. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 28

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Porthpean: Print Design

Everything below has its own Porthpean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BrochuresBusiness CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersLeafletsPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Menus without the Porthpean bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Brochures

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

from £250More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300

Menus near Porthpean

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porthpean town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.