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Portishead, North Somerset

Maintenance in Portishead

Half the Portishead search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Portishead businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Portishead businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance portishead"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 25,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Portishead map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portishead is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Portishead

With around 25,000 people, Portishead isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Portishead. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portishead process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Portishead

Merriman & Sons — Portishead. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 66

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Portishead: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Portishead page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Portishead bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Portishead

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portishead town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.