Portland, Dorset
Slate Carving in Portland
Half the Portland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Portland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving portland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 12,710 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Portland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Portland
You won't win Portland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Portland business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Portland
Rowntree Ltd — Portland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Portland: Services
Everything below has its own Portland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Portland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Portland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portland town centre.
- Slate Carving in Osprey Quay, Portlandnext door
- Slate Carving in Fortuneswellnext door
- Slate Carving in Chesilnext door
- Slate Carving in Wyke Regis3 km
- Slate Carving in Southlands3 km
- Slate Carving in Easton4 km
- Slate Carving in Rodwell4 km
- Slate Carving in Weymouth5 km
- Slate Carving in Lanehouse5 km
- Slate Carving in Portland Bill6 km
- Slate Carving in Melcombe Regis6 km
- Slate Carving in Radipole7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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