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Everything in Portland

Portland, Dorset

Website Hosting in Portland

Half the Portland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Portland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Portland businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting portland"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 12,710 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Portland map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Portland

You won't win Portland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Portland are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portland job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Portland

Pemberton Bros — Portland. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 21

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Portland: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Portland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Portland bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Portland

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portland town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.