Portmeirion, Gwynedd
Funeral Directors in Portmeirion
Nobody in Portmeirion rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Portmeirion businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portmeirion businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors portmeirion"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Portmeirion map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portmeirion is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Portmeirion
Portmeirion is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portmeirion job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Portmeirion
Merriman & Sons — Portmeirion. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Portmeirion: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Portmeirion page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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