
Portmellon, Cornwall
Website Audits in Portmellon
Your competitors in Portmellon are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Portmellon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portmellon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits portmellon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Portmellon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portmellon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Portmellon
You won't win Portmellon on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portmellon process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Portmellon
Hargreaves & Daughters — Portmellon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portmellon: SEO
Everything below has its own Portmellon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Portmellon bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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